Jake Sanford to Open Auction House With Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend
[SATIRE] Yankees prospect Jake Sanford was promoted to fan yesterday amid a scandal involving theft of teammates’ gear, as well[…]
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Author: Tom Shade
Albert Pujols’ Incredible 0.00 Lifetime ERA Shattered by Dumb Luck, Shoddy Cardinals Defense
Albert Pujols and the Cardinals squashed the still-surprisingly-excellent Giants last night, putting up a 15-spot on the backs of 17[…]
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Corbin Burnes Finally Walked Someone: A Guide to Navigating this Tragedy
Today was the first day of the rest of your life. September, 476 AD: The last Roman emperor walked out[…]
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Tarnished Greatness: The Sad Legacy of Hank Aaron
The baseball world lost one of the titans of the sport last month with Braves legend Henry “Hank” Aaron passing[…]
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Why Fred McGriff falls just short of Hall of Fame Qualification
In 2019, Fred McGriff dropped off the Hall of Fame ballot after 10 years of sitting between 20 and 40%[…]
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